February 2012
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Seeing people make out on my dash
Where is Danny when you need him
This blog is turning into the diaries of a sad horny teenager
Oh wait, that’s every blog on here
I AM HORNY AGAIN FML
The world is much more beautiful after you get laid
Dear danny
Thanx
Love, vagina
I have never been so horny in my life.
Snagged a bc pill so I won’t have my period tomorrow.
I AM GETTING ASS NO MATTER WHAT
I DESERVE THIS
Omg imagine fucking to we will rock you
If I have my period Friday I’m going to kill myself
STAB ME THIS SUCKS
Glad I’m getting my farts out before I Skype danny
annefranksgasmask:
I’m crying because it’s going to be Monday in 5 days
If the guy that likes you is under 6’ he is not WORTHY
Omg so danny and I use flirty banter now its so ador
The only hot guy that finds me attractive wants to move to canada this WOULD happen to me
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charmeeeleon:
why does spongebob relate so well to my life why am i watching spongebob because the clubs can’t handle me that’s why
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He dips :(((((( you guys he was perf
Literally I dance 9389454378947389 times better when I think a guys watching me
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ereslabomba replied to your post: NEW ADDITION TO THE KISS LIST GUYS.
elena, i love you.
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Nerissa had 3 orgasms today no fair!!!
I think daniel had what I had when I first hooked up with a guy which is like that im-cool-cause-i-hooked-up-with-someone-but-now-im-attached thing but whatevs I’ll ride this shit out he’s 6’6” ima be all up on this bitch he hawt
Fuck yeah SHARIS BERRIES
Ok why do guys tell you they’re taking a shower like I’m not masturbating over you showering sorry what am I supposed to say back “oh baby wish I were there with your wet bod lol”
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thatsmoderatelyraven:
can i not just twerk my way out of every embarrassing situation?
January 2012
246 posts
onehastogivein asked: Gotta love the wobble! ;)
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NEW ADDITION TO THE KISS LIST GUYS.
So I was at da teen club and I asked this guy to dance but he was “I’m waiting for someone” so his tall friend asked me. We danced on the floor for a couple minutes, and then he asked me those 7 magic words: “do you wanna go to the wall?” Which basically means he’s dtf. So we danced on the wall for a little bit and he was REALLY turning me on but then wobble...
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imfamousontumblr:
if you even LOOK at someone i have a crush on then i immediately start hating you
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via doll-finz)
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This happened twice today UgHhhhh
This happened twice today UgHhhhh
I hate when I’m ready to start working on a paper then I have to poop uGhh
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at gamestop
gamestop worker: would you like to reserve to any upcoming games?
me: no
gamestop worker: are you sure
me: yes
gamestop worker: are you sure
me: yes
gamestop worker: are you sure
me: yes
gamestop worker: are you sure
me: yes
gamestop worker: are you sure
me: yes
gamestop worker: ok feel free to take this survey online and enter for a chance to win a 500$ gift card. thank you and have a nice day
When everyone loves the person you hate.
A conversation about marriage (with some...
Classmate #1: Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2: I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Classmates: ....
Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
Me: Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me: What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1: Yeah...
Me: Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1: ....
Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
nemorosus:
imagine being attractive
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